Boogers (real name: or is it Badger? I cannot disclose which) is my name. I was a one-time resident of Denver's ferret rescue and now live a life of luxury, 'tone and plush toys. All the while mocking mass media, or anything else in the public eye, from my very own office. I have been told I am the only one who thinks I am funny.
I have an ultimate goal of dominating my hammock and beyond, probably just to keep it out of a kitty's paws - but I will never tell. Rough outline of my business plan goes something like this:
Please note I do not have a contingency plan in the event of a zombie outbreak.
~ OK. Everyone should get their replies in about 5-7 business days. I'm sorry I could not overnight them, but they are fictional, so USPS only.
~ I am at Jamba Juice. Guy asks me what "boost" I want. So I asked if they had "superhero."
~ Your failure to recycle that bottle wiped out a whole village of Whos living on a flower.
~ Boogers Ferret also has a secret twitter account so he can follow himself, just like Sarah Palin! *swoons*
~ Abe Vigoda 'reportedly' still alive.
~ My greatest accomplishment in life is my indifference to the staff complaining about corner presents.